LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My neighbors were setting off holiday crackers, The crackers sounded like cannon blast attackers, One hit my shingled, tar roof, Caused a fi...

I was lying around the hotel, and Diego rang, He wanted me to do some tooting trumpet while he sang, I of course replied, "yes, yes...

I use to have fingers, until one 4th Of July,🖖 From my fists I'd launch rockets, then watched them blowup and die,🌋 I got celebration ...

Jimmy had cracker explosions for the 4th Of July, He ate olive  bologna with sauerkraut on rye, So with each sky boom, boom, Jimmy let off a...

Each July upon the first,  That's when the fireworks begin to burst, It's just three days away, From the official firework's ...

My fireworks went-off on the forth of July, But, it was inside the car and made my mom cry, No one was hurt, But, mom was real curt...