LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My Cousin Casey was so dog gone, super nice, Each day, his moral compass, he would check it twice, Casey had one ugly flaw, It concerned his...

I had to hunt for Thanksgiving dinner, but all I got was a chickadee, There was not much meat to feed four people, but I claimed dibs on the...

The last penny I own, I threw into the sea, To sink to the starfish, to keep its company, The dollar is the new penny, I do not have very ma...

My grapes have gone sour, and my berries have been defiled, By some sort of a blue stink bug, that came out of the wild, My fruit farm has g...

None of my AI stocks have not done very good, Should have invested in a cord of firewood, At least I'd be warm, During the spring storm,...

The economy is as repulsive as gray, boogered snot,15 With no money for rent, I find vacant homes, for a quick squat,14 Sometimes, there is ...

Prices are going high, high, high as my small wages go low, low, low, Things are looking dire, the kids want groceries, but I have no doe, I...

Otto bought a brand new car, but it wasn't nearly big enough, When Otto went to the grocery store, he didn't have room for stuff, He...

When I figured my finances were solid and sound, I decided to buy the whole bar a round, But I came up real short, And, the bar keep no s...