LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

John's elevator went down so very fast, When it hit ground floor he lost his meal last, All the potatoes and gravy, Ended up on poor Dav...

I went buying trinkets with my little sister Sue, We could have bought a car with all the money we blew, We stopped for burgers and fries, I...

The cars on the highway started to beep, So I had to go out and move my sheep, Cars are evil and chilling, They do sheep roadkill killing, T...

I went down to The Chicken Freak to get me some dip and chicken, I caught them preparing their secret dip, that included a spell of Wiccan, ...

John's elevator went to the very top floor, But, when he got there he couldn't open the door, So, to avoid having a stroke, John lit...