LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a nice, young lady, who rode a red bike, She had a pretty red rooster; she called him Spike, Spike rode the bike handlebars,  Whil...

I went to Midland Michigan to buy me a pig, A pig that would work hard, using his pig snout to dig, I wanted truffles to eat, Trained pigs c...

Newly dropped eggs, I sometimes glean, It makes mama chickens freak, mean, They peck my fingers, Their peck pain lingers, Causing swelling, ...

Four little chickens were swimming in the blue sea, One got a cramped leg, it drowned, then there were just three, When a monster swallowed ...

It is a bacon panic in the sky, Powered by booster rockets, on one thigh, A pig has learned to fly, He's flying low, not high, If he vee...

Little Wiggins was a pig, inspired He traded stocks until he retired, Wiggins still liked his slop, He would slurp slop nonstop, He chewed c...

Terry had a little lamb, named her Pretty Pam He treated Pretty Pam, like she was some close fam, Terry did not remember, To buy groceries i...

Horsey Dorsey had four feet, Horsey Dorsey liked to tweet, When his hooves would quickly pound, He made a galloping hoof sound, Unless he ha...

I got a shot; it was a booster, Tasted like chicken; maybe a rooster, So, I got an arm ache, Ate a big slice of cake, It was so good I had a...