LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jimmy Thirty-five toes does not dress up for Halloween, Jimmy goes barefoot, so his many toesies can be seen, Jimmy definitely knows, As his...

I googled my given name and what news did I find? I found my reputation has steadily declined, After work, washing dishes, On the beach, nea...

I rode on my new tricycle, and everyone said, I was dope, I rode it straight up a steep hill, when all others gave up, and lost hope, The ne...

I use to have pop culture, but I do not know where the Nell, that went, I use to sing, and dance, and act, and to many venues, I was sent, T...

I guess I have no one to blame, I missed out at my one chance for fame, For I rescued a treed kitty, Said the paper of the city, Bu...