LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I tried wearing a real long, silvery beard, It was shiny and looked unnatural, weird, It made me cough, I cut it off, I cut my finger, and m...

Down in the new shopping mall,Ted was mewing on display, Showing off his big jaw bone size, throughout the live long  day, Before Ted headed...

Mr. Murphy has a unique nose, Although he's fifty, it still grows, At a boxing event, He got his big nose bent, And after the pub, his n...

Polly was a pizza, and had no time for life, She had a pretty pizza face, until it touched the knife, Cut into pie pieces, Fed to nephews an...

My friend was a booger named chartreuse, He was born in a nose and then came loose, He lived 40 years, Under an eyeball, catching tears, He ...

I went to the Snow Park to look at the snow, And as I watched it, the snow started to grow, I got covered in a case, That froze my cute face...