LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My swollen eyeballs popped out of my head, They were ate by my hound doggy, named Fred, Fred's mouth gave out a loud burp, His backside ...

A flying fish stabbed me deep in my eye, Of course it made me wail and then cry, The many tears were ill spent, For fish loved saltwater sce...

I had a rat living under my sink, He ate bleach, he died, now he stink, So I sprayed some air spray, And the stink went away, But the spray ...