LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The gross profit results looked extremely odd, So, I took it to my accountant, named Todd, He said someone's been stealing, From the til...

A lion walked into a grocery store, looking for a plump clerk, The clerks were all very thin and busy, rushing around their  work, A portly ...

Cranky liked bragging about all the vast riches he had, He liked running his workers down, to make them feel real sad, Hurting worker feelin...

There once was an old man,  most called him a Vern, He worked in TV as an aging intern, His promotions were slow, And real pay was a "N...