LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Sammy ate pork sausage not quite done, He ate it anyway because he had to run, But it was not funny, When the pork came out runny, While Sam...

They were spooning, making out, first basing, Out in public and, it was disgracing, It was my mum and dad, And, they were making me mad, The...