LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had a little time-ship, but the door got stuck tight shut, I could not get outside to meet the king we know as Tut, I used my brand new sp...

I went to Egypt to dig up a mum, But, I stayed at a hotel and drank tankards of rum, So, I let the mum be, And, watched colored TV, ...