LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My mayonnaise had an odor, so I set it outside my backdoor, A grizzly bear ate the whole jar, he died, with a whimper, and no roar, My mayon...

Why are my pigs so skinny and so small? Everyone else's pigs are so fat and so tall, My pigs are food spoiled, With soft eggs all boi...

When my little pig makes snort, snort, snort, snorts, Then, I feed him some slop in mason jar quarts, Some days he wants eggs, And he beg, b...

The only way I'll make a cake,🍩 Is if it's fried; I never bake.💥 I'll include a pinch of pumpkin spice,🎃 It's Halloween, ...

A bear was out looking at my chicken koop wherein, lie my eggs, I went to confront him and he stood up on his hind legs, I said "yo...

I built my chickens a chicken koop, It was a place to eat, a place to poop, And, beneath their legs, They'd lay those eggs, My reward fo...

There once was a chicken named Cam, She laid eggs that were all full of ham, But, the pigs on the farm, Said ham-eggs did them harm, So,...

There was an inventor whose name was Larry, He invented a car that ran on dairy, Cheese, milk, and eggs too, Made his car cluck, cl...