LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I cannot afford eggs, but I got some egg shells for free, They fell from a nest, underneath my weeping willow tree, The egg shells were baby...

I went fishing for some giggles and thrills, And maybe a flopping mess of bluegills, I caught a huge snag, I don't like to brag, It was ...

I am a small spider that got washed away, Now I am stuck on the ground, in the wet clay, So I'll swim like a duck, Climb up from the muc...

Before Benny writes his online post, He has to have two eggs and toast, A half pint of beer, A shot of the Clear, And, a rib in a ve...