LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Junior Otto has a little old jeep, Up the hill it will very, slowly creep, A couple of takes, The jeep has no brakes, Going downhill, Junior...

I agreed with the highway when I made the zig, I am afraid my zag was a mile too big, My jeep made a fast roll, I split body from soul, ...

Timmy's mommy told Timmy that he had to do his best, That's why Timmy used a cheating note, when he took a test, But, when he tested...

A great big snow tiger, chased frightened Santa in his sleigh, The reindeer team had been drinking, and could not fly away, When the big sno...

I ordered acetaminophen, and got it in the mail, I took acetaminophen, drove my car, and went to jail, They said I was intoxicated, By some ...

My driver's licence has been renewed, Without it, I would have been subdued, I'd be held tight to the bottom, When the road cops yel...

The fog was so thick, it blinded my eyes, On the road ahead, I did not know what lies, Well, it was a bear, A grizzly affair, The bear pulle...

I slid my pickup off the road today into a ditch, and bammy, I got a little concussion, so excuse me if I sound whammy, It was a surprise, M...

I don't likes trees, bears, bugs or, snakes, If I see the aforementioned I slam on my brakes, I don't care if I skid, Flip over on m...

Texting and driving I just overdo, That's why I crashed into the  bear cage at the Big City Zoo, Then, all the bears left their cage, ...

Texting and driving I just overdo, That's why I crashed into the  bear cage at the Big City Zoo, Then, all the bears left their cage, ...