LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My meanie wife was a little witch, and a little witch she was, She cast spells on everyone, and her reason was just because, She turned my k...

Junior Otto has a little old jeep, Up the hill it will very, slowly creep, A couple of takes, The jeep has no brakes, Going downhill, Junior...

I agreed with the highway when I made the zig, I am afraid my zag was a mile too big, My jeep made a fast roll, I split body from soul, ...

I was a driver's trainee, When it was pour down rainy, I hit the brake, Slid, hit the lake, After going through the fence called...

I drove up north really fast, So my time at my vacay would last, I rolled the car while speeding, My bod starting bleeding, Now, I'm sit...

My bagel had no cream cheese, so I put up a fuss, The diner said they had no cream cheese, because it turned to pus, I felt a shame, Putting...

Dennis the driver couldn't see far or near, Dennis the driver drove his truck off the pier, Dennis did find his way, To the bottom of...