LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Big Bubba lives down by the foaming sea, He is a nephew to my bro and me, Bubba loves beer and chicken, His girlfriend is Wiccan, She spelle...

I was fluttering around like a dizzy, busy bee, Then I fell into a glass cup of hot chamomile tea, I started to cook and drown, But, as I wa...

I placed little marshmallows on top of my breakfast tea, The marshmallows top floated, and melted on that brown sea, They made my tea real s...

My coffee creamer had turned into a Romano cheese, It had been on the porch a fortnight, and did a deep freeze, My coffee floated cheese chu...

I had 12 cans of ginger beer pop, I was drinking ginger beer, non-stop, I passed out in my sleigh, They found me next day, My ulcer gave my ...

My soda was not hot, and my soda pop was not cold, My soda pop was flat, because my soda was so old, Most times, its cold and fizzy, Which m...

Alden did a Tuesday podcast on making a nice, lemon tea, He thought he would get a million watchers, but all he got was me, I had to scoff, ...

I dug up some tree roots to make some root beer, It didn't taste too good, and my belly felt queer, I got foam on my clothes, When it ra...

There once was a little pink ghost, who liked to drink cold iced tea, Every time he drank it, it ran through him faster than pee, I refused ...

I brush my teeth then wash my mouth out with a cup of ginger ale,  I then spit out the ginger ale into a thing I call a pail, To mood enhanc...

I went cold-freeze turkey, Was muddled and murky, I could never stop, Drinking soda pop, I'm now mean, and jerky.  4624

I put four acorns in my green, mint tea, That makes a bitter flavor taste for me, I chew needles of pine, So my breath smells fresh, fine, N...

I brewed up some ginger beer, Didn't drink it until the brew was clear, It packed a punch, I lost my lunch, My friend didn't, now he...

I had some fun juice that tasted so fine, No after affect like banana wine, I drank it for my dinner, It earned title of winner, I think dad...

There were tiny bubbles, exploding in my pop, They were giving me a headache, and I could not make them stop, So, to ease my bad head pain, ...

In my Tuesday coffee mocca, I found someone's lost toenail, It was big and olive green, and it made me turn quite pale, The nail was fro...

I was eating some beans flavored with dill, Drank a soda to wash down the bad swill, I didn't know my cola, Was laced with Ebola, Then t...

I'm the only one I know that does not have a quantum physics degree, All that fancy math and stuff are just too much for me, I don't...

George built a small temple, to worship a big tree, It was built out of the wood, called mahogany, George worshipped a white pine, It had ne...

A rainbow got real close to the ground, It's vibration made a humming sound, The humming made my mind go clown,,  I quickly drank my sod...