LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My neighbor's been living on castor beans, for about, the last couple of years, He's had the chocolate, backdoor trots, as attested ...

Everyone in my town, has had severe frostbite of the nose, They all had their snoggers cut off, before their high school picture pose, Town ...

Couldn't afford dress pants, for the work dance, At the office, in sweat pants I'd prance,  My boss called me a slob, Removed me fro...

I decided to go to the Western Bar, I walked because it was not too far, My white cowboy hat had yellowed, So, passersby bellowed, My we...