LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Every time I eat fried perch and then sleep, I dream I'm swimming in, out waters, in the way dark and deep, I'm chased by walley...

I loved playing my dad's trumpet, and hoped a musician, I could one day, be, When dad died, we moved to grandma's house, and she sai...

I dreamt I was a future, space cowboy, and my name was Ding Dong, I flew across a prairie of stars, with my guitar and a song, I had 12 live...

I went downhill skiing, and ran into a tree, I was dead on the scene, and they couldn't revive me, While I drifted into the sky, I waved...

I told my boss, I was living in a simulation, To heal and get real, I needed a nice long vacation, He gave neither a laugh, nor smile, Told ...

I got some new ice skates, and went out on the ice to skate, I went out fifty feet, and fell through the ice on the lake, Beneath the ice I ...

I dreamt I was a gladiator back in ancient Rome, My chest was exposed, as was my lack of muscle tone, Of course, I noticed that my sword, Wa...

While counterfeiting or, dollar making, Donny dreamed of trips he thought worth taking, And, the cars and mansions he'd buy, With his do...

I'm not sure what are dreams or, not? Are they what I remember or, what I forgot? My reality is not all that clear, I don't h...