LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It's the Year Of The Dragon, and I have nowhere for him to sleep,  If he stays within these, my walls, it will be in the castle keep, Wh...

When my noble knight's life came to expire,💀 I took his place by my rights as his squire,👑 I beheaded fire breathed dragons with m...

My bud Harvey, is a big drunk, fire breathing dragon, He drinks way, way too much, and won't chill on the wagon, Today he drank potater ...

My fire breathing drinking bud, drank way, way to much beer, He was celebrating burning villages; the causation of his cheer, Well, we took ...

I am the Red Dragon and I like to roar, I got to eat people, nothing good at the store, I tried some cheese, But it made me sneeze, It's...

A dragon came to see me and said his name was William Tell, I replied that my name was Anonymous, a troll that lived in the well, He didn...

The favorite food of dragons, Is takeout food that is real dear, For the food comes from a magic kingdom, The food is called a mouseke...