LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label dragons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dragons. Show all posts
Friday, February 9, 2024

THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON

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It's the Year Of The Dragon, and I have nowhere for him to sleep,  If he stays within these, my walls, it will be in the castle keep, Wh...
Saturday, October 21, 2023

THE SQUIRE

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When my noble knight's life came to expire,💀 I took his place by my rights as his squire,👑 I beheaded fire breathed dragons with m...
Friday, September 15, 2023

THE DRUNKEN DRAGON II

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My bud Harvey, is a big drunk, fire breathing dragon, He drinks way, way too much, and won't chill on the wagon, Today he drank potater ...
Thursday, September 14, 2023

THE DRUNKEN DRAGON

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My fire breathing drinking bud, drank way, way to much beer, He was celebrating burning villages; the causation of his cheer, Well, we took ...
Monday, May 15, 2023

THE RED DRAGON EATS...

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I am the Red Dragon and I like to roar, I got to eat people, nothing good at the store, I tried some cheese, But it made me sneeze, It's...
Wednesday, March 15, 2023

I SMELLED SOMETHING NASTY TO THE DRAGON, WILLIAM TELL

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A dragon came to see me and said his name was William Tell, I replied that my name was Anonymous, a troll that lived in the well, He didn...
Monday, April 4, 2022

THE FAVORITE FOOD OF DRAGONS

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The favorite food of dragons, Is takeout food that is real dear, For the food comes from a magic kingdom, The food is called a mouseke...
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