LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Politicians I look to all forcefully teach, You can solve most of your problems with a gallon of bleach, So, that's what I tried, ...

Pining for a new companion, Overseas I took a fly, Rammed a mountain; fell into a canyon, No one but I, didn't burn and die, Hugs I had ...

If you fight with two or more gorillas, They'll each have 500 pounds over chinchillas, Their bods are hard as a rock, And, they...