LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was something goopy, that came up through my straw, I sucked it from my soda pop, into my jaw, What a maddening, big waste, I used a t...

Jimmy got locked into flossing, and flossed his front teeth every day, Jimmy thought flossing was iconic, but he lost his teeth anyway, When...

I bought some fluoride toothpaste that came in a white, glass jar, I did not have to squeeze it, so I thought it would go far, It caught me ...

I had to find a pair of pliers, because my tooth was throbbing, I already tried a string, in a technique I call doorknobing, My tethered too...

I have toothpaste after breakfast then, more toothpaste after lunch, I have my last toothpaste, before I do the pillow punch, I live lif...

Neddy had bad tooth decay, But, he ate his candy, anyway, When his front tooth popped out, Neddy had not, any doubt, He had to see a dentist...

My toothbrush fell into the toilet, before it had been flushed, It was like family, that toothbrush, so now I'm completely crushed, My 5...