LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Crazy Benny went into deep space, He went there to save the whole human race, When he met an alien he said, "check your shoelace...

My Spacecraft by L. Brandt My spacecraft ran into a star, Now, my spacecraft will not go, And, I did not pay my insurance bill, So, I...

I gave a bath to my hamster one fine day, Next day, he got revenge in his own way, When I gave my fella a little hand stroke, His sharp t...