LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

In order to get them to act nice, George made a deal with his little lice, They could live in his beard, It wouldn't get shaved or shear...

I bought 10 cases of tuna on a Black Friday deal, That's 120 meals, eating one can for each meal, So, this winter I'll feast, Eating...

There were great deals on Black Friday but, I had no funds to pay, I had not been working since, the third week of May, I broke open my penn...