LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Beautiful Banjo Bob had a knobby, hardwood, beech, peg leg,    It did not line up with his foot, so his walking was irreg, When he was on th...

Trina tried to Rat Dance, but mixed up her two, small feet, Then Trina fell, hard down, and got bruises on her seat, Trina shed a tiny tear,...

Trina tried to do the Rat Dance, with her little sister Sue, They danced too close together, and knocked each other black and blue, The sist...

I watched a rat dance; figured it was too much for me, There was too much fast movement, and sort of silly, I gave it a real try, Broke my h...

I went to do a river dance, and I almost drowned, The river swept me off my feet, and twisted me round and round, Then when I thought my bod...

To find someone to share romance, Bently liked to do a dance, He did a polka-twist, With bent Egyptian wrists, And, finished off with a ...