LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got a call from Mars, and Martians are coming our way, They want some pet seahorses, at least that's what they say, Mars is known for ...

I dreamed I was a employed, as a soda jerk, Way back in the 1950's, when there was such work, I'd be a one man team, Who sold real c...

My brother was truly, a philistine, so he liked to sleep outside, He moved into the old chicken coup, with the chickens he could confide, He...

I am told I have extremely "bad rizz", My personality, has done a fizz, How does rizz grow? If it grow, will I know? I want my pop...

For Bill, "irregardless" is his favorite word, But amongst PhD scholars it's a word never heard, Now Bill gets a thrill, Telli...

THE CULTURAL PIG Flipper the pig was an odd sort of swine, He never drank spirits except for French wine, He listened to Bach, A...