LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I tried to create some chaos, because that's the popular thing to do, I went to a pharmacy lab, and released the rats, and the monkeys t...

I spent extra time at the office, but I did not get any extra pay, I was told to spend extra time at the office, or I'd be fired, next d...

I saw a wolverine, dragging by the feet, my neighbor down the street, My neighbor screamed really loud, but the wolverine was going to eat, ...

I became a reporter because I like to snoop, I've always looked for the juiciest scoop, Like the two bears in the woods, Who ate Ridding...

I wanted to interview a queen, But, she said my rag mag was too mean, But, a prince gave me time And, confessed to a crime, That I couldn...