LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A lion walked into a grocery store, looking for a plump clerk, The clerks were all very thin and busy, rushing around their  work, A portly ...

I fenced in the barnyard to keep out the big cats, I plugged the holes in the barn to thwart entry by bats, Although, their emotions they hi...

I saw a little cougar, Playing in my yard,  He only weighed 200 pounds, But, he ate my St. Bernard, I miss my great big dog, I'm s...