LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The zombies attacked on the 4th Of July, They ate my best friends, Herbie and Guy, Then the rocket glared, The zombies got scarred, And I at...

I made me a burger but it was a food fail, When I bit into the meat I found a toenail,  Couldn't tell from which creature, Came the unsi...

I fired up my old rusty gas grill, Thought for the holiday I'd cook up a thrill, I cooked burgers and wieners, For my juveniles an...

I spent lot's of money for a cookout outside, I chose the Forth for showing national pride, I relied on the weather prediction, But i...

My cookout hotdogs are looking quite mean, They have spots that are brown and growths that are green, But, the guests for the lunch, I will ...