LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My sister was always working her trig, While I ate Newtons made out of fig, I called her a bright girl, She called me a squirrel, She got a ...

They slashed my tires and cut the lines to my brakes, They blew up my mailbox and in my pumpkins, drove stakes, In my neighborhood, Most are...

Donny's Christmas cookies tasted like a toilet that would not flush, Donny said that all complainers should just shut their traps and hu...