LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There is a fairly young dragon, who lives down by the big lake, He lives in a cave made of clam shells, from his picnic clam bake, Since nic...

My latest four cheese homemade pizza, lies in the garbage bin, Everyone said it was a vile thing, that wreaks of sin, I made the pizza from ...

My pancakes smell like fungi feet, So no one would give them an eat, My eggs, no one would chance, Because of a smell circumstance, Like dia...

I fried me some squash blossoms in my old frying pan, Then I fried me some baked beans, I cut out of a can, Although it all smelled like car...