LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My house was full of stinky, rowdy rats; I caged them and made them pets, I sold them for cash to neighbor kids; about that, I have no regre...

Everyone has caught the flue, Even the little birdies, too, No one knows what to do, Who should we chose to sue, Resting in bed, it's tr...

I had a friend come over and they were very rich, They still left bugs on my sofa and I caught their itch, I sprayed the sofa down twice,  O...

I had case of dengue fever, but methinks it went away, I caught it from a beaver, I kissed, while boating on the bay, Catching it was one ba...

I went to Grammy's and got plague up my nose, I got covered with plague from my hairs to my toes I hope one fine day, The plague goes aw...