LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My new cinnamon stick came out of the box, all bent, Of course, back to the manufacturer it was sent, In either coffee or tea, A stick, shou...

My soda was not hot, and my soda pop was not cold, My soda pop was flat, because my soda was so old, Most times, its cold and fizzy, Which m...

Donny likes to cruelly criticize, Yet, hates reports of his small hand size, Donny is chief amongst grippers, While sitting in squishy diape...