LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I fried up a big greasy pan, full of chicken skins, My neighborhood loves them, all my dear kiths, and my kins, I fried many more than befor...

He set his bun upon his left knee, Upon his right, he set his tea, From his left jacket pocket, he pulled some ham, From his right pocket, h...

Onan, Dave's good friend, owns a clothing store, It's a place that Dave will often explore, Sometimes Dave buys size XXX, Mens shirt...

It's Friday the Thirteenth and I can't win, I'm being visited by a houseful of kin, They devoured all my steaks, Leaving me t...