LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the Symphony to hear me some Brahms, When I get really stressed out, the Brahms music calms, But, as the Valkyries roared, My bloo...

Tory the 1st chair trumpeter, became quite unhinged, Because on Johann S. Bach, all night she super binged, Her lips were sore, Her tongue w...

Benjamin played the Little Fugue by J. S. Back, He uploaded it to the app they call Tic Tok, They say, Benny played pretty good, On his reco...

I cannot sing one single, real high note, That Amadeus Mozart ever wrote, My voice is just too horse, High notes hurt, of course, So, I play...

I went today to see my heart specialist doc, He said my heart had a tick, but seldom a tock,  It made me both sad and happy, I would soon se...

Ron sat on the toilet while listening to Mozart, Ron thought through osmosis, it would make him real smart, Ron had a chemistry test, Yet, i...

I heard Mozart played on a didgeridoo, It was something different, something quite new, I heard The Magic Flute, On a doo, not a toot, The d...

Lyrics by Leigh Collin Brandt, draft All Alone I just sit in darkness, thinking all about you, Like a stone, my heart is sinking for I dread...

The little tit had it's toot, Chirping out The Magic Flute, It did not depart From original Mozart, But the owl didn't give a hoot.