LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought two tubs of tuna, and found one stinky, rotten, yesterday, I had left it in the basement, about 16 months ago, I'd say, The oth...

I kept my baking powder very dry, So, I could bake my Apple pie, I use apples, cinnamon and cheese, I bake at 350 degrees, And, pile...

There was an inventor whose name was Larry, He invented a car that ran on dairy, Cheese, milk, and eggs too, Made his car cluck, cl...