LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Hector lost his rizz, playing hide and seek with the chickens, cows and sheep, People thought he had no bizz, being a creepy, farm animal cr...

So, methinks I was headed up to Mars, But my spaceship fell back down and crushed cars, I got a lawsuit, From each crushed toot, toot, Now I...

I went to a senior party, near the lake, and the piers, We built a big fire, so we'd have light to find our beers, It was long past our ...

It is spring in Michigan, and maple leaves are popping out, It's like the maple leaves, are giving the warmer sun, a shout, Now, the rob...

This bold man, he had a son, He had two, but away the other run, With a big black Cadillac, decked out in golden chrome, This bold man, from...

I don't like November snow, It traps my car, so I can't go, Will I get food, I do not know, The cold hurts, I feel woe, I hired some...

Several years ago, people would mostly speak in a rhyme, People were very happy, and very happy all the time, Then along came this meanie, S...

For Bill, "irregardless" is his favorite word, But amongst PhD scholars it's a word never heard, Now Bill gets a thrill, Telli...

Three bears, they went a sailing, out across the sea, They were headed to Camp Grabbing with a load of Turkish tea, When their boat popped a...

My honey, my funny, the one who makes me feel like me, Moved out of our home, to live on some boards in a tree, Their hair got thin and fuzz...

Barry the blue boomerang, flew fast through the hot air, He'd fly out just so far, then headed back to one square, Then along came a str...

Me and Mickey were pals, and we always sat by the sea, Watching the sunsets, dreaming of what the next day might be, One day Mickey didn...

I wish up in Canada, they'd stop the smoking, So that people in Michigan, could stop choking, It just ain't at all fair, There's...

I drank contaminated tap water, and got sick as a dog, Then I turned into a girly frog, In a pond by some trees, I laid my babies, They'...

There once were two peas in a pod, Their names were Maxine and Rod, From their spacious abode, They were cooked, then they goed, Crowded int...

Auf Wiedersehen to May, While a volcano spits away, And, the suns getting hotter, Dried ponds for the otter, While polar bears move ...