LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had to hunt for Thanksgiving dinner, but all I got was a chickadee, There was not much meat to feed four people, but I claimed dibs on the...

My brother was truly, a philistine, so he liked to sleep outside, He moved into the old chicken coup, with the chickens he could confide, He...

Terry played the tuba in parades in Tucker Town, Every holiday, he'd parade uptown to down, Back aches made Terry moan, So, he switched ...

My neighbors were setting off holiday crackers, The crackers sounded like cannon blast attackers, One hit my shingled, tar roof, Caused a fi...

It's another fun filled "Happy Boxing Day". From my boring work, I will stay far, far away, I'll come home at three, Have ...

Jimmy had cracker explosions for the 4th Of July, He ate olive  bologna with sauerkraut on rye, So with each sky boom, boom, Jimmy let off a...

The festival of the rubber ducks, It's not for the gobbles or the cluck, clucks, It's just for quackers, Down pillow packers, On the...

I invited for dinner my friend Marvin Hoots, He brought his family, all of them were bigfoots, While belching passionately, They ate my holi...

I went for the turkey and the vicious turkey, went for me, One would be dinner the other, a tomorrow would not see, We fought and we fought ...

A terrible ghost is haunting my house, It's the guy I had poisoned when he was my spouse, So gassy is he, Makes my eyes watery, And, he...

The Boys of Hummer was a male humming choir, They entertained when the need was dire, When a wedding or parade came along, They would hum us...