LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I fell off a cliff, and looked down at big, sharp, nasty stones, I knew that soon upon them, I'd be bleaching my broke bones, Then I saw...

When cast upon me, is a tigers eye, He be thinking, onion ring, or French fry, And, what of my meat? What parts should he eat? He's drea...

I went skipping along, my soul.was quite marry,  I just finished riding a Great Lakes boat ferry, I am parked by the pier, The lake pier is ...

I'd often take my cow, Maisy out on a woods walk, She'd soothe me with soft moos, while I unwound with thought talk, One day, a lion...

I played with his new sneakers, and his sneakers were blue, I chewed on his iconic socks, and they were blue too, I'm the cutie cat, nam...

There once was a tiger named Bill, He lived just up over the hill, Everyday he'd eat mice, Take a swim to drown lice, The rest of the ti...

If a cougar you want to stop, First you give him a karate chop, If he rips your arm off then you stop,   And, cry out for your mom and...

My kitty likes to tear, rip and shred, elves into small parts, So on Christmas Day,  we just get one wrapped box, full of farts, Real bad it...

Justin was a cute teddy bear, who lived on my top bookshelf, Justin was so sad, because he lost his best friend, Teddy Ralph, Teddy Ralph fe...

Patches and Checkers were two dilly dogs, They pretended to be rabbits, squirrels and frogs, Then one pleasant day, A cougar came their way,...

Katy was a mountain lion, who really loved to eat, She only snacked on campers, because campers are so sweet, Katy would eat the campers dow...

I went to deer camp, and a cougar was there, She ripped out my throat, and there was blood in the air, I could not utter a word, And, the la...

My goldfish is a nincompoop because poop is all he does, Except he'll swim to the top of his bowel to eat a piece of fuzz, I wish fo...