LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There once was a sweet rabbit named Randy, He delivered baskets full of candy, Randy hopped into a lion, Randy took off home, just flyin...

There was a walrus in my junkyard, biting on the good tires, He liked explosions in his mouth, then he chewed upon the wires, I doubt the wa...

In the backseat of a Ford, I play checkers on a board, With Brother Jim, And Sister Kim, I lost, "you cheated", I roared.

The cars on the highway started to beep, So I had to go out and move my sheep, Cars are evil and chilling, They do sheep roadkill killing, T...

We went to the parade to celebrate Pride, But, on the way there my Ford Focus, it died, Good news, through the kindness of a stranger, We ro...

While counterfeiting or, dollar making, Donny dreamed of trips he thought worth taking, And, the cars and mansions he'd buy, With his do...