LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Your neighbor next door down, knows, That you have juicy fingers and toes, As the neighbor's belly gets tight, He'll definitely take...

There was a crazy, ragged, old lady, who lived with a red tennis shoe, That is all the old lady had left, of her fourth husband, named Lou, ...

Way far back in the year CE ten, We were conquered, destroyed by King Ben, We thought we were burnt toast, But were cut into roasts, We then...

I went and found a demon, eating his dinner out in the wood, He was chomping on someone's arms and legs, while smacking his lips real go...

I went for the turkey and the vicious turkey, went for me, One would be dinner the other, a tomorrow would not see, We fought and we fought ...

I went to see witches to buy magic brew, Alas, they hit me on the head and threw me into their stew, It wasn't so bad, Between the potat...