LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Tilda the Tent kept everyone warm, Tilda kept heads dry during the thunderstorm, The lightning came free, Striking both tent posts and me, T...

Two turtles lived in a two turtle tent, In a primeval forest where a tent was low rent, Then, along came a snake, Who made a delicious...

I stuck up my tent cabin, in a forest, near a beaver damed,  lake, I figured for my late night suppers, fish from the cold lake, I could tak...

I went and caught some grayling, and I fixed them with a some pinto beans, I would have flavored them with steak sauce, but for the price, I...

I canoed up the river, and I got very tired and soar,  I did not make it to town, so I took a camp upon the shore, Found an old, torn, rubbe...

I went tenting, but I lost my warm cozy tent, A tornado grabbed it, then back home it was sent, Black rain clouds became my ceiling, Electri...

We're home; my gentle tender foot and I, To our Bayou, tent camp, we said goodbye, We had an invader, A ten foot alligator, The alligato...

Kelly the happy camper, camps up north in the early springs, Kelly roasts marshmallows, and does other happy camper things, Sometimes he cat...

Two men had a suitcase full of contraband beer, They brought it in from Canada in their trunk rear, It was good beer, but moved bowels, Best...

When you see a bear, I know you'll have to stroke his nose, But don't be afraid, when it seems his sharp teeth grows, When you walk ...

The bears are hungry and out eating again, Best be good and not mess with the abominable sin, Some bears live in cabins, some live in deep t...

I did not know if I should rent, My camping gear, my boat, my tent, Finally, everything I bought, Even my fish was not caught, I lov...

It's roof has had a big failure, complete, So it's no going back to the trailer to eat, I guess I'll be camping outside, A...

I'm afraid I feel not nice, Because my hair has a load of lice, I bought lice poo; paid big price, Poo not work; shaved head; ate rice, ...

I decided to be a survivalist, So, I moved out to live under the stars, But, there is just this tiny little twist, I happen to be living ...

The drawer on my desk went real sticky, So, it wouldn't open up on the quicky, And, in those dark, sticky moors, I kept my stuff t...