LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I made a fruitcake, adding berries and cream, It tasted real good, like a taste from a dream, I should have added jelly, For the sweet tooth...

The only way I'll make a cake,🍩 Is if it's fried; I never bake.💥 I'll include a pinch of pumpkin spice,🎃 It's Halloween, ...

My cake was a bit overdone,  The frosting was a watery run,  And, the flavor I fear, Was like old skunky beer, And, heaving vomit for we...

Donny's Christmas cookies tasted like a toilet that would not flush, Donny said that all complainers should just shut their traps and hu...

I ate at a friend's place and they served kidney cake, It did not taste good so, my compliments were all fake, Then, after a quick toile...