LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When I dug a hole to plant a red maple tree, Oops!  I cut the cable to my cable TV, But, the cut electrical wire, Which caused a neighbor...

I decided not to go out and hunt any deer, My blind didn't have cable and just one rabbit ear, So, at home I watched cable, And, dine...

My cable picture is pixeled, My dish picture's all haze,                 My antennae big booster,           Boosted my TV with a b...