LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The wisest fly on the pie, Knew to vacate after the flies caught my eye, And, as the wisest fly flew away, The others breathed my bug spr...

I washed my hair most every day, To try to keep the bugs away, But, they hid up my nose, Wouldn't budge with a hose, So, I got t...

My hamburger smelled a little funny today, It smelled like a toilet with a whiff of bug spray, I'm not a real fussy lad, So, I ate what ...