LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

J lost my little star earing, when they put me in jail, I spent two weeks picking cans up, and I still couldn't make bail, So there I sa...

Beef is a prized and expensive thing, When a customer buys, the butcher angels sing, And, the cash register has a louder ring, Beef is so...

I know it's kind of a terrible thing, But, I burnt my snowman on the first day of spring, Our relationship is over, Until, Novembe...

Jim thought removing his bling would limit his power, So, Jim cleaned his bling when he took a shower, But, on one really hot water day, ...

Nancy the scorpion has one nasty bite, It is because her long tail is wound up very tight, Her tail has such a sting, She displays it ...