LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I ate all the raspberries, and I blamed it on my niece, She is only two years old, and they'll leave her be, in peace, I don't want ...

When I dug a hole to plant a red maple tree, Oops!  I cut the cable to my cable TV, But, the cut electrical wire, Which caused a neighbor...

I was having a yacht party, But my boat, it sank at sea, My guests got mad at me, They got all wet, and gee, The sharks came and we...