LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I always felt the biggest danger from the moths,12 Was their desire to consume many of my cloths,12 It seems moths have blood desires,8 Mont...

There were thousands of itzy, itzy, bitzy, bitzy, bugs, Under my pinky toenails, giving me blood sucking hugs, I might not be very bright, B...

Because my house had loads of mice and rats, I decided to get myself some cats, They ate the mice today, Frightened the rats away, To deal w...

In the latest, late of dark night, From an earwig, I got a bite, The evil dear, Was in my ear, I slapped my ear, with all my might.

My spider buddy and me were real tight, Spider still gave me a painful big bite, The next thing that I knew, I was lifeless and blue, Then I...

There was a little mosquito, They all called him, Bandaleito, He played a little harp, In the key of C-sharp, Bug spray would make him retre...

There were flies in dad's ointments, and bees on the wing, Then there were hornets with a much nastier sting, One stung poor little Ben,...

My neighbor weaponized my shovel, and attacked some small ants, The ants were little red biters, and ran up my neighbor's pants, Like a ...

Young Jimmy got bit by a bad tick, And, the tic bite made Jimmy so sick, It was one hot summer day, We laid in sand by the bay, Just a bite,...

I've never seen so many big skeeters, Some of them are as long as eight meters, Why they grow so darn big, No scientist can fig, We must...

I jumped into my boat and was bit by a giant rattlesnake, I did not know how it got there, but I was at ole Skedgemog Lake, I tried running ...

Ben walked in the woods, overheated and froze, He had ticks on his skin, and bugs up his nose, He was very itchy, Smelled of pine pitchy, Wh...

Scabies covered nearly all of my skin, They're itchiness gave me a grimacing grin, The next day I was found, I bled out on the ground, T...

The bugs in the basement are on the crawl, Soon to be upstairs in the little potty stall, Then they sneak into the bed, Bitting from toes to...

There were little mites that lived on my pig, They were irritating, so in mud my pig would dig, But to even the score, The mites would bite ...

Lots of people are getting the sicks, Because they're being bitten by little ticks, Of course gasoline,  Got me really clean,  But I sho...

Winter bed bugs are creeping, crawling, And, their itches are all enthralling,  Then, there are the tiny mites, Who, make you covered ...

I was manning a fair booth way, way late at night, I was all alone, there were no peoples in sight, BAM!!! a great lightning strike, And, th...

I had a pet doggy named Fred, He became vicious when he wasn't fed, But, when I fed him Swiss chard, He bit me real hard, So hard I bled...

Upon my pond glide scary riders, Many call them water spiders, So, in my pond I won't sit, Too afraid to be bit, Instead, I'll go ba...