LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Timmy found some bedbugs, drifting in his cup of tea, One started swimming, and Timmy threw his tea at me, In the furniture, clothing and ru...

I went back in time to get a baby pet dinosaur, I brought back an egg, and thought I had made quite a score, My dino pet grew gigantic, Ate ...

Dave went and bought some used tights, They were full of parasites, On Dave's skin, The sites dig in, They squirm a little, then they bi...

I am the killer of many bad bees, When they bite on the backside of my knobby knees, They rip flesh by the inch, So, I give them a ...