LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When the tuna and mayonnaise spoil, And you have nothing to feed the highness, the royal, Grab a cup of toothpaste, Mix in cough drops to ta...

I went to Cheboygan to buy me some greens, I also bought carrots, kohlrabi and beans, But, I tell you no fake, I got a bad belly ache, S...

Donny's Christmas cookies tasted like a toilet that would not flush, Donny said that all complainers should just shut their traps and hu...