LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Someone ate all of my chickens last night, The only trace found were feathers, all white, It must be the bear, He left his tracks there, ...

When Jimbo's chicken coop caught fire, The chickens escaped over the chicken wire, But, they didn't get anywhere, They...

There were two bears in my barn, and they rolled in my hay, I yelled and yelled at those bears, but they would not run away, So I watched th...

Four bears ate at grandpa's, but he was just a munch, He was old and skinny and not a satisfying lunch, But the bears found a winner, Wh...

Bears are coming out of their hibernation, Looking for tourists with a Michigan destination, And those bears like to eat, All the fresh tour...

Chipmunk ate my cupcake, Squirrel ate my  asthma pill, Otter ate my fish, Rabbit ate my dill, Bear drank my moonshine,  River ate my r...

I went out to pick some juicy pears, And, had to fight off sixteen bears, Then, a wolf pack gave me meany stares, I said, "come get me,...

I had no extra eyes to spare,🙈 So, I went to a doctor to fix my eye tear,👣👁 The doc sewed my eye up tight,✂〰 Asked if I'd been ...