LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My relatives eat just pasta and beans, Hence, in my family there aren't any leans, So when one sits on a chair, The weight it won...

I went to Cheboygan to buy me some greens, I also bought carrots, kohlrabi and beans, But, I tell you no fake, I got a bad belly ache, S...

I was stuck driving a bus full of obnoxious teens, They had all filled up on cans of pork and baked beans, We hit a bump in the road and...

I feed my family pineapple with pork and beans, It feeds the little ones through the teens, But, momma and I, We eat fruit pie, So, ...

There is no greater power than the Emperor of Beans, He has turned the heads and soiled the beds of emperors, kings and queen, No one can cl...